Orange and Lemon Squash

I am not sure it would have occurred to me to make squash if it hadn’t been for the fact that I was panicking about finding a way to use up a tonne of oranges and lemons. My sister brought back a sack of them from a party where she'd waitressed and, get this, the fruit was just the decoration – it wasn’t even intended to be eaten! An outrage to our puritanical sensibilities.

I’m not sure this recipe would be particularly cost effective if you had to actually buy the fruit, but the flavour of this squash is so sparkly and sunshiney and complex that it's definitely worth the money. The other issue is that it takes quite some time to zest the fruit, and a lot of time to juice it. Just this part of the procedure probably took a couple of hours, so this is an activity for a relaxed day. But in the winter there is nothing nicer than surrounding yourself with a citrusy haze. Although I admit this photo of the carnage doesn't make it look very relaxing:

Equipment: some glass bottles, funnel could be handy.

Ingredients

1kg sugar
1ltr water
Zest of 4 lemons
Zest of 4 oranges
Juice of 10 lemons
Juice of 10 oranges

1) Sterilise your bottles (you can see in the picture how many I used).
2) Put the sugar, water and all the zest into a pan and bring to the boil so that the sugar dissolves. Turn the heat down and simmer for about an hour. The liquid should become a thin syrup.
3) Add the all the juice and heat again until it is almost boiling.
4) Strain the lot through a sieve and bottle.

N.B. I am quite interested in the business of finding interesting, non-alcoholic drinks. I love the idea of the 6pm gin and tonic but I usually regret it whenever I have one - you know it means a bit fat full stop on your productive day. Sometimes that's exactly what you want but often it's nice to actually do things in the evening without feeling tired and groggy. Recently I've been drinking a lot of tonic water with Angostura Bitters but I think this squash will be an interesting addition. I also think a bottle of homemade squash is a really nice present for a teetotal mate, or anyone for that matter.

Turkish Delight

Making Turkish Delight is more chemistry experiment than cookery and for that reason amazingly fun to do. The difficulty is that having made it twice, once with gelatine and once using a traditional recipe, I have not yet succeeding in creating a sweet to rival the shop bought stuff. The problem is texture related. To my mind Turkish Delight should be firmly squidgy but my latest version was described as ‘horribly soft’ – although the cubes hold their shape robustly, the oral experience is a kind of jelly meets paste scenario. Strangely moreish though.

I have not given up a finding a good Turkish Delight recipe, but I thought I would document my experience up to this point nonetheless. Research indicates that what I might be missing is mastika, a resin found in trees and traditionally cultivated on the Greek island of Chios. Apparently this is what chewing gum used to be made of so it can be used to provide a chewy bite to sweets. Although you can buy it in capsule form from health food shops in the UK it seems pretty impossible to get hold of the raw resin. So I’m planning a trip up to Green Lanes in North London to see if the Greek shops there might be able to help. I’ll update as soon as I can for all those that aren’t tempted by horribly soft Turkish Delight. Here’s a traditional recipe anyway.

Necessary equipment: electric whisk, sugar thermometer

Ingredients

800g sugar
120g corn flour
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tbsp rose water
1 tsp cream of tartar
Few drops red or pink food colouring

For dusting
150g icing sugar
30g corn flour

1) Oil an 8’x8’ (roughly) tin, line it with baking parchment and then oil the parchment too.
2) Put 375ml water, the lemon juice and the sugar in a pan and bring to the boil whilst stirring.
3) Heat to 115C stirring all the time. Turn off heat and set aside.

4) Put 500ml water, the cream of tartar and the corn flour in another pan and bring to the boil whilst whisking all the time with the electric whisk. When it has formed a thick, gluey paste, stop.
5) Bit by bit add the sugar syrup to the corn flour paste and whisk in each addition until it is incorporated. You might want to scrape down the sides a couple of times during this process.

6) Bring the mixture to a gentle boil whilst stirring and then cook it for an hour over a low heat stirring every five minutes or so to prevent it from sticking.
7) Take off the heat and stir in the rose water and colouring.
8) Pour the mixture into the tin and leave to cool and set for a few hours.

9) Once cool remove it onto a work surface dusted with icing sugar and cut into cubes.
10) Store in Tupperware filled with icing sugar and cornflour.

After a couple of days my Turkish Delight started to lose liquid and seemed to be slowly disintegrating into a weeping, sugary morass. I rolled it again in fresh icing sugar to keep the cubes separate. I don’t quite know what the answer to this problem is, or to the question of the bizarre pasty texture, but I will keep investigating and will update soon.

Blackberry Wine

In autumn I normally make sloe gin but there’s no denying it is an expensive endeavour. This year I have been a bit skint so I thought I might try my hand at fermentation. And this time create some free alcohol! And who can resist a forage in the country in the autumn sunshine?

The recipe requires a few specialist ingredients and equipment for wine making. I went to the Home Brew Shop which sells everything you need at very reasonable prices. I bought the majority of the stuff listed below for under £20 (a lot cheaper than buying six bottles of gin for sloes).

Equipment

10 litre fermenting bucket

Two 5 litre demijohns – I just used the cheap plastic ones.

Length of rubber tube (any hardware store sells this)

Muslin (I never used to know where to get muslin from until I discovered you can buy them in the baby aisle of the supermarket)

Funnel

Ingredients

2 kg blackberries

1 tsp pectic enzyme

1.4kg wine sugar

1 tsp yeast nutrient

Wine yeast

1)      Put the blackberries in the fermenting bucket and pour over 4 litres of boiling water. Give it a mash and then put the lid on.

2)      Once cooled, add the pectic enzyme to help it clear and cover again.

3)      One day later add the sugar, the yeast nutrient and the wine yeast, according to the packet instructions.

4)      Cover again and leave for five days, stirring every day.

5)      On the fifth day strain the liquid through a muslin lined funnel into the demijohns.

6)      After about six weeks ‘rack off’ into fresh demijohns. The aim of racking off is to purify the wine by leaving behind the sediment that will have sunk to the bottom. All you do is put your rubber tube into the wine, avoiding touching the very bottom, and give the other end of the tube a brief but firm suck. The second the wine starts to flow, jam it into your fresh demijohn (this can be a pretty tense process). Once the flow is established it will keep going until all the liquid has been sucked up. (Boring NB: with only two demijohns you may have to rack off into the fermenting bucket and then back into the freshly cleaned demijohns.)

7)      Leave for another six weeks or so and then transfer to sterilised bottles. (I saved up a few screwtop wine bottles during this time to have them ready).

Issues:

During the five days that I was stirring my wine I started to notice a pretty horrible sulphurous smell emanating from the blackberry mixture. I was worried the wine had spoiled but I was reassured by a bit of online research into this problem and strained the wine into the demijohns nonetheless. Six weeks later, when racking off, the smell had completely vanished and there’s no hint of it at all when you drink it.

Sterilisation: Incredibly boring but it has to be done. Don’t attempt to sterilise plastic demijohns with boiling water – I succeeded in melting one of mine into a bizarre shape. The easiest way to sterilise glass is to put it into a hot oven for 20 minutes.

Soda Bread

This is incredibly simple, and a genuine option if you realise at the last minute that you have no bread and can’t be arsed to go out and get some. Soda bread does not rise in the conventional way with yeast, but an interaction takes place between the bicarb and the buttermilk which gives it a rise in the oven. For ultimate impressiveness, this is best made in conjunction with whipping up some homemade butter because a waste product of butter production is buttermilk, which can be used to make soda bread. The butter that I made using 1.2 litres of cream produced exactly 400ml of buttermilk. How very satisfying is that?! Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall saw me through this one. Recipe here.

500g plain flour

2 tsp bicarbonate of soda

1 tsp salt

400ml buttermilk (or live yoghurt)

1)      Pre-heat the oven to 200C.

2)      Sift all the dry ingredients into a bowl.

3)      Make a well and add the buttermilk.

4)      Stir it all up. It may be quite wet but don’t worry if it is. If it’s dry add a tiny bit of milk.

5)      Flop it out on to a floury surface.

6)      Kneed for a minute, no need for longer.

7)      Mould into a round shape.

8)      Cut a deep cross into the surface.

9)      Bake for 45 minutes.

Butter

Making butter has been on my to do list for some time now, ever since I saw Darina Allen’s piece in the Guardian about how easy it is to do. I knew that to make butter all you have to do is get some cream, whip it and then keep on whipping. And that really is all there is to it. Here is the process for making unsalted butter that worked for me*. I used smaller quantities than Darina which are a bit easier to handle- unsalted butter doesn't last longer in the fridge than a few days so you also need to think about how much of the stuff you're actually going to be able to consume. It's vital to keep all your equipment as cold and sterilised as possible.

*When I say it worked for me, I really should be crediting my sister Cescy, who took the lead on the butter production, and whose freezing skinny fingers you can see in the photos. Here she is doing some whisking in her coat:

1)      Put a large mixing bowl, your whisk attachments and a sieve into the fridge a couple of hours before you begin.

2)      Leave 1.2 litres of cream out of the fridge for a couple of hours as well.

3)      Pour the cream into the cold bowl and start whipping. After it has past the stage of looking like stiffly whipped cream, it starts to become more yellow and begins to look like pale scrambled egg. A faint sloshing sound starts to be heard as the buttermilk is released, becoming more audible until the whisk is clogged with thick globules of butter.

4)      When you feel you can whisk no more, pour the whole lot through the sieve with a bowl underneath to collect the buttermilk (this has its uses, particularly in making soda bread).

5)      Put the butter back into the bowl and whisk for a minute more to release even more buttermilk. Drain again.

6)      Fill the bowl with very cold water and squeeze the butter to release as much buttermilk as possible. Drain and repeat until the water in the bowl remains clear.

7)      With cold hands and as quickly as possible, form the butter into pats.

To make salted butter you need to seek out some dairy salt which is just a very pure type of salt. I have done some cursory googling but I’m afraid it doesn’t seem very easy to come by so I’m inclined to advise keeping homemade butter unsalted. But there are all kinds of flavours you can add to your butter – herbs, garlic, brandy – if you can bear to sully its pale beauty. 

Scotch Eggs

This is such an easy one and a recipe that reaps an ordinate amount of glory. Scotch eggs are such showstoppers at a picnic but they are truly divine hot and straight from the oven. You can buy sausage meat and season it with herbs, but I think that stuff is often pretty low grade, so I tend to buy some nice sausages and squidge them out of the skins.

Pack of 8 sausages
6 eggs
2 slices of bread

1) Boil the eggs for 4 minutes (put them into boiling water, not cold).
2) Blitz the bread in a blender till crumby.
3) Once cooked, plunge the eggs into cold water and peel them.
4) Pack the sausage meat evenly round them.
5) Roll the sausage covered eggs around in the breadcrumbs
6) Bake for 20 minutes at 180C.

Sometimes the sausage meat splits a little bit along the join but it doesn’t really matter, they just look even more rustic. If you want perfect scotch eggs, it helps to place them on the baking tray with the seam of sausage meat on the bottom, so that the top doesn’t split open.